Um alemão, procurando orientação sobre o caminho…

Anedotas, Escritos e Rabiscos Add comments

Abr 282011

…pára o seu carro ao lado de outro com dois alentejanos dentro.

O alemão pergunta:

- ‘Entschuldigung, können sie Deutsch sprechen?’*

Os dois alentejanos ficaram mudos.

Tentou de novo:

- *’Excusez-moi, parlez vous français?’*

Os dois continuaram a olhar para ele impávidos e serenos.

- *’Prego signori, parlate italiano?*’

Nada por parte dos alentejanos.

- *’Hablan ustedes español?’*

Nenhuma resposta.

- *’Please, do you speak English?’*

Nada. Angustiado, o alemão desiste e vai-se embora.

Um dos alentejanos vira-se para o outro e diz:

- Talvez devêssemos aprender uma língua estrangeira…

- Mas para quê, compadre? Aquele gajo sabia cinco… *E adiantou-lhe alguma coisa?

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